Good inventors give people what they need.
Great inventors give people what they need before they know they need it.
Microsoft give people what they need some five years after a great inventor has already satisfied that need and moved on to the next great invention.
Way to go, Microsoft! At $2,000,000 a unit you’ll be breaking even. Score!
This means you, PC World.
“I turned around and said…” — What? Why are you turning around before you say stuff? OCD tick or just a totally retarded turn of phrase?
“Is the server down?” — 99% of the people that ask me this have no clue what a server is. They think using the word makes their question less open to ridicule.
…that I thoroughly dislike the way that Americans pronounce the name Craig.
“… Wow factor” — Lack the mental capacity to simply describe something? Use this delightful phrase. You won’t sound like a moron, honest.