July 2010
2 posts
Concerning the Microsoft Kin
Good inventors give people what they need.
Great inventors give people what they need before they know they need it.
Microsoft give people what they need some five years after a great inventor has already satisfied that need and moved on to the next great invention.
Way to go, Microsoft! At $2,000,000 a unit you’ll be breaking even. Score!
June 2010
2 posts
“I turned around and said…”
– What? Why are you turning around before you say stuff? OCD tick or just a totally retarded turn of phrase?
May 2010
5 posts
“Is the server down?”
– 99% of the people that ask me this have no clue what a server is. They think using the word makes their question less open to ridicule.
I've discovered...
…that I thoroughly dislike the way that Americans pronounce the name Craig.
“… Wow factor”
– Lack the mental capacity to simply describe something? Use this delightful phrase. You won’t sound like a moron, honest.